

Kathy Griffin, Al Parker, and Me
I recently received a hate email (happens more often than you might imagine) that I found particularly exciting.
In the email, the author tells me how pathetic I am for working to become a registered nurse. He compares me to wannabe pop singer Colton Ford, wannabe preacher Tom Katt (who knew), and Al Parker. He dooms all of us to our porn legacy, and nothing more.
WOW! Like Kathy Griffin, I thought I was doomed to remain on the D-list. ...
<< MORE >>Feminine Hygiene and Restraints
So there I was in my Nursing Assistant class, when all of sudden, on the television screen, appeared… a vagina! Every fold, nook, cranny, and hair, displayed with crystal clarity. Thankfully, nobody could hear the blood curdling scream inside my head. “I’m blind!” I shouted silently to myself.
Now I know, at least in theory, how to clean one of them. I’ll report back after I get my – double
gloved – hands on the real thing. Clinical is only a few weeks ...
Greased!
I just previewed the new Mustang video titled "Greased," featuring yours truly. I love my scene, and I gotta tell you, I don't often say that, especially about by mainstream work. If you
want to see me perform as a top, this would be a good one. And no, I won't be making another one.
New Tees
I revamped the entire line of t-shirts in my online store. Drop by and check'm out. Buy
one, while you're at it, and help send an old porn ...